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spaceyATTENTION EARTHERS!
GALACTIC EMPEROR CHENNIX HAS SEIZED CONTROL OF THIS DAILY BROADCAST!
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOUR SPECIES HAS NEGLECTED TO CELEBRATE "FARAMIR PANCAKE HEAD WEEK" FOR MORE THAN TWO OF YOUR HELIOCENTRIC EPICYCLES. 2.33573008 TO BE EXACT.
CHENNIX WILL NOT ABIDE THIS CARELESSNESS. DANCING WILL CEASE! ALL WILL DRESS AS FLAPJACKS! I'M PREPARING A SPECIAL PAT OF BUUTER FOR YOU, PENGWYN!
YES, THAT'S BUUTER, NOT BUTTER! CHENNIX IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
BEGIN MERRIMENT PROCESS NOW!
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Posted by dessicatedcoconut
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