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June 15, 2005
make_it_stop
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: Madison's Head v. Marbury's Rock
*administers CPR to ailing blog*

So, this past weekend I rented "Don't Look Now", because it's been mentioned in several David interviews as one of his favorites. I'd never seen it before. It was quite good. It's a suspense/horror film, set in Venice, which here looks bleak, crumbly, and depressing. The city is literally sinking into the water (presumably in sympathy with Donald Sutherland's downward spiral), and there's a lot of repeated motifs - swirling water, breaking glass, the color red - and beautiful transitions. Without giving the ending away, it makes you realize that life can be seen as a series of fragmented vignettes that don't really make sense until the moment of your death. Only then do all the shards come together meaningfully, and then it's too late. (As Kierkegaard put it, "Life must be lived forward, but it can only be understood backwards").

In keeping with this theme of backwardness, I also happened to rent "Memento", starring Guy Pearce. Pearce, Pearce, Pearce....I couldn't figure out where I'd heard that name recently. It drove me nuts throughout the entire movie. Finally, this morning, I remembered that he'll be appearing in "The Proposition" with David. Duh!! I've since tattooed that fact onto my forearm, so I won't forget when I wake up in some seedy motel room tomorrow. Curse this lousy short-term memory. My train of thought keeps stopping right in the middle of a sent

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April 1, 2005
MIS: Routine grove maintenance
Mood:  smelly
Now Playing: The Lakers vs. The Nuggets
Ack, I feel guilty...it's been nearly six months since I last ventured into the Sacred Grove. I'm debating whether to keep this feature going or not. *swats passing tumbleweed*

What the heck kind of a mood is "smelly"?

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February 18, 2005
pFaz
Mood:  smelly
Now Playing: There's Always Tomorrow
Helloooooo out there!........Hmmmm, is this thing on??? Just poppping by to visit and thought I'd blog...I need to watch some DAvid to help me get over the illness that is going on around me...

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December 19, 2004
PFazzzz
Mood:  special
Now Playing: Somethings Got to Give, the Stress of Xmas....
Whats this??? No post since the Hobbit report?/ Shame on you....:)

LOVE the EE and all the new Faramir stuff!!!

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November 6, 2004
'The Hobbit', as seen through the eyes of a 10-year-old
Mood:  lazy
Today, we bring you...

make_it_stop's Fifth Grade Book Report On 'The Hobbit'

I was going through some old school papers recently, and found a book report on "The Hobbit", written when I was 10. For the assignment, we were required to choose a fantasy book and describe the plot and one of the characters. Before we begin, it should be noted that I ran out of paper halfway through writing the report.


The Cover

A Ralph Bakshi drawing, clipped from TV Guide (by a happy coincidence, the movie aired the day before the book report was due), hastily colored, and pounded down onto a sheet of lined notebook paper with the sort of white paste that kids used to dare one another to eat. Bilbo, looking remarkably like a guinea pig, is posing with Sting held aloft. Above, in girly blue bubble-lettering: "THE HOBBIT By J.R.R. Tolkien".

And now, the report:

Preface

The title of my book is "The Hobbit". "The Hobbit" was written by J.R.R. Tolkien, but there was no illustrator. This particular edition was published in 1965 by Houghton Mifflin. "The Hobbit" was copyright 1937, 1938, and 1966 by J.R.R. Tolkien. This copy has two hundred and seventy pages.

Editor's Note: Gripping prose. I think there was a minimum word limit that I was stretching to meet here.

Why This Book Is A Fantasy

This book is classified as fantasy because it is not possible to have hobbits and dwarves and elves and trolls, since these exist only in fairy tales. There also is no such place as Middle Earth because scientists know that inside the earth, it is made of rock. Middle Earth is not on Earth, since we would know about such a big place as Middle Earth. Because the universe is the only place left where Middle Earth could be, and it is unlikely that there is another place that has a mild climate, oxygen, and gravity, there could be no place for Middle Earth to be, therefore this book is a made-up tale and is classified as fantasy.

Why I Chose This Book

The reasons I chose this book is because:

1. My brother recommended it very highly, and he told me some of the things that happened, and it sounded so interesting I wanted to read it.

2. My mother made me read it, because my brother liked it.

3. It was the first book that came to my mind when "fantasy" was mentioned.

4. It was a thick book, and I'd much rather read a thick book than a thin one that lasts about an hour.


Character Description

The character that I'm about to describe is Bilbo, who is a hobbit. He is three feet high, has brown hair & sharp eyes and ears. He is rather fat, and wears bright colors but seldom wears shoes. He likes to laugh, eat, drink, give and receive (sic) presents, and they like parties, peace, quiet, and good tilled earth. His hobbit-hole is situated in The Shire, a place between the River Brandywine and the Far Downs.

Plot Summary

"The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien is about a quest to find Smaug, the dragon, kill him, and divvy up his stolen gold.

Gandalf, the wizard, and all the dwarves gather for a tea party in Bilbo's hobbit-hole. They want Bilbo to be their burgalar (sic). They also want him to make their number fourteen instead of thirteen.

All of he dwarves and the wizard and the hobbit make merry and drink and eat until they can hold no more. Then they retire for the night, filling up all of poor Bilbo's guest beds.

In the morning, they are off on their journey. They ride on horses laden with food and water. They travel until night, when they spot a reddish glow in the woods. Bilbo is sent to find out what it is, as part of his job as burgalar.

When Bilbo gets there, he finds trolls by the names of Bert, William, and Tom. He is captured, and one goes out, suspecting more, and captures all the dwarves. Gandalf comes to the rescue, by disguising his voice like one of the trolls and saying things that started them arguing and fighting. While they are fighting, Gandalf quickly unties the dwarves, and they escape.

They travel for a few more days and nights, and then one evening, it starts to rain, and they seek shelter in a cave. This is where they find some goblin plunder, and Thorin finds some swords. He takes Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver, Gandalf takes Glamdring, Foe-hammer, and Bilbo takes a tiny dagger. While they are asleep, goblins come and capture them. The dwarves try to run away, and Thorin takes Bilbo on his back. But Bilbo is dropped, and when he wakes up, he is surrounded by darkness. He gropes around in the dark for a while, and finds a ring. This ring, though Bilbo doesn't know it, makes the wearer invisible.

This is my last sheet of paper, so briefly I'll mention his riddle game with Gollum, a huge frog-like monster who talks in a hissing manner, and also talks like this: "Let it give us a chance, my preciousssssssssss".

If you want to find out what happens then read the book by all means because a book report on this story would take up more paper than I'd care for.

Teacher's comment: Very fine beginning but does not conclude well.

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October 28, 2004
make_it_stop~
Yep, PFaz, you're the other regular reader besides me!

I'm intrigued by this new movie, "The Proposition", and specifically by reports that David is playing an uber-nasty, land-owning villain. He's done nasty before, for example Pure and the Boys, yet such is his acting talent that he always makes you empathize with the baddy. He could play Attila the Hun, and yet I'd still want to give him a hug and make him tea.

And now...if you'll indulge me for a moment, I badly need to get something off my chest:

THE BOSTON RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST NIGHT!!!

I never, ever thought I'd be able to write that sentence in my lifetime. 86 long years of horrible pain and suffering ended last night, when the baseball team I've loved since I was eight years old swept the Cardinals in 4 games. No longer will cruel sportscasters be able to make New Englanders cry by uttering the words "Bill Buckner", "1918", "perennial losers", or "The Curse of the Bambino". After decades of utter misery, the Red Sox are champions at last. All, all is forgiven.


Pigs are flying.

Satan skated to work today.

Miracles do happen.




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October 25, 2004
PFazzzzz
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Koala Brothers...
Wow! Does that mean I'm one of the two regular readers??? I've been busy too but just wanted to pop on and muse over the new pics of David with a beard, supposedly for his new movie The Proposition? It's like a cross between the Father Damien full beard and the Diver Dan shorter beard that is blonder but the longer hair from ...something else...Whatever it is, it's lucious and it works...

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October 11, 2004
make+it+stop
It's been awhile since I last posted here...free time is pretty scarce these days, thanks to the recent tripling of my workload, as well as family, athletic, and volunteer commitments. Many apologies to both of our regular readers. I do have a lot of things to talk about: the upcoming ROTK extended edition and Van Helsing releases, the town of Wenham, Cyrano de Bergerac, why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.

In the meantime, here's a mystery to ponder. The washing instructions on my bathing suit firmly say "DO NOT BLEACH". Yet presumably, it's OK for it to spend hours immersed in a chlorine swimming pool.

Discuss.


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September 28, 2004
PrincessFAz
Mood:  happy
Now Playing: scream of the fazguls...
I justhad to say that the new EE stuff has got me squeeing like a fangirl...even though I'm old and have lots of kids...so what!!! It's exciting!!! Furthur proof:



This poor baby needs some tender loving care....

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September 21, 2004
Lord of the Rings Exhibit
Now Playing: Tubular Bells

PrincessFaz and I recently visited the Lord of the Rings Exhibit at Boston's Museum of Science (where, believe it or not, we met in person for the first time). Several other TORC posters were there: shieldmatron, Raksha, athelas63 (princessFaz's sister), and IthilienRangerette.

The exhibit was really fantastic, despite the lack of Faramir/Gondor stuff. Gondor was represented by a couple of beat-up banners, two sets of armor (one from the Prologue, one from TTT/ROTK), a royal saddle (very uncomfortable looking), some scrolls from the Minas Tirith archives, and Dead Boromir In A Boat. The rest of the exhibit was very heavy on the "exotic" races: orcs, elves, evil invisible wraiths, hobbits. No coronation outfits, no Ranger outfit, no shiny sword, absolutely nothing to indicate Faramir's contribution to the story. The OUTRAGE. "Fellowship" this, "Ring" that. Blah blah blah. Sheesh.

In spite of the dissing of the Stewards, it was really cool to see the props and costumes from the movies close up. Everybody raves about the amount of care and detail that went into creating Middle Earth, and rightly so. Things that were in the background for maybe two seconds were every bit as lovingly carved and crafted as things that got a lot of closeups and screen time. I was really taken with a long elf-sword that looked ideally suited for slicing watermelon. There were some handpainted Orc contact lenses (yellow and red) and a big case of discarded prosthetics. The major Fellowship costumes were there, from Legolas' velour '80s stirrup pants to Gimli's bristling-with-axes getup. There were some interactive exhibits too. We had our photos taken inside a scale cart designed to make people on the left-hand side look enormous, and people on the right-hand side look tiny.

Dead Boromir was eerily realistic, right down to the chin stubble, the mud and grass clumps on the soles of his boots, and the cut across one knuckle. Certain members of the party had to be bodily restrained from clambering over the barrier *koff*

The exhibit is well worth seeing, if you get a chance. It's heading to Sydney next, then coming to the State Museum in Indiana in fall 2005.

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