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Top Ten Worst 'Houses of Healing' Pickup Lines

10. "You had me at 'the fear and doubt of this evil time are grown dark indeed'."

9. "Wanna see my white tower of Echthelion?"

8. "Hey baby...drop that zero and get wit' da hero."

7. "You're hot enough to re-forge the shards of Narsil."

6. "Say, didn't we grow up in different kingdoms together?"

5. "Hi, my friends call me Creepy."

4. "I can eat my weight in cherry tomatoes."

3. "You'd look real nice in maternity armor."

2. "I need some help pulling out this one last arrow."

1. "Since we're gonna end up on the cutting room floor anyway, we might as well make the best of it...."

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