Q: What's ferociously sexy and orbits the earth?
A: Fara-Mir.
Faramir: Hey, Dad. Knock, knock.
Denethor: Who's there?
Faramir: Faramir.
Denethor: Faramir who?
Faramir: Exactly.
Q: How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and one to go on and on about the history and glory of the dead lightbulb.
Q: No, really, how many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. All he has to do is talk about what a great job his first-born son would have done at changing
the bulb, and his second-born son will do it for him in an attempt to win his respect.
Q: No, no, really. How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs.
Treebeard: Knock, knock.
Faramir: Who's there?
Treebeard: Ent.
Faramir: Ent who?
Treebeard: Ent you going to let me in?
Q: What did Faramir say when he stepped in a puddle of honey?
A: Oh my God -- I'm melting!
Q: Did you hear about the Ranger who shot an arrow into the air?
A: He missed.
Q: What did one Citadel Guard say to the other as Denethor raced by on fire?
A: "There goes Denethor, making an ash of himself."
Q: What did the other Citadel Guard say to the first one as Denethor raced by on fire?
A: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
