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Interview with David on an ABC morning radio show called "Triple J Breakfast" to promote
The Bank. Transcribed by make_it_stop. Sincere apologies for any quotes I garbled. The DJs, Wil
Anderson and Adam Spencer, are referred to as "Host" and "Other Host", since I couldn't tell which was which.
Host:
...Triple J breakfast, Adam and Wil, joined by Australia's greatest actor and sexiest man in the world, who I think
-- just ratified by the United Nations, David Wenham. Congratulations.
DW: Ah, thanks for that.
Host:
If you could only be one of the two, which would you take?
DW: No, easily the former.
Host: Yeah!?
DW:
Oh, God, yeah. You could never live up to the second tag. It's hard enough to live up to the first one if
you've had it, but the second one is virtually impossible, especially with my looks.
Other Host: I gotta say,
though, that you have done something I never thought was possible. In the days when I was in school, red
hair was bad luck...
DW: It swings in roundabouts.
Host: Oh, the carrot-top's back.
DW: Oh, I think so. I think it's
back big time.
Host: How long can you -
DW: David Caruso was big there for awhile. (Laughter)
Other
Host: For a couple of weeks!
Host: As a former debater, you're struggling for material when you lead with David
Caruso. (Laughter)
Other Host: You're pretty modest about it, but also - I think the thing that would bother me,
if I was you, is - my mum, and a whole bunch of her friends -- very big fans of your work. You could deal with
some of your mid-20 groupies.... but my mum in a pack with, y'know, some streusel slices?
DW: Yeah...yeah, that's
my fan base. I'd say mid-50s to the 80s.
Host: Yeah?
DW: My fan base.
Host: Is that a whole lot
of women projecting themselves into Sigrid's character and going "well, he's made her happy, tell you what, I
could do with a Diver Dan around the house"?
DW: (laughter) Possibly "a Diver Dan around the house".
Host:
Well, as you know, David, I'm a bit of a maths geek myself and I'm very excited to see one of the sexiest men in Australian
film mathing it up in this latest one. Did you wrestle with the beauty of numbers, warming up for the role?
DW:
Well, you had a lot of guys researching the mathematics, so it did seem pretty realistic, and quite believable.
But in terms of trying to comprehend the actual mathematics itself - no, that's beyond my comprehension.
Host:
So if youre a good enough actor, you can pull off a role like you've done, even if you were - not saying you were -
but I mean, in complete ignorance of the subject matter?
DW: I think you've got to understand a little bit of it.
Acting, you know, it's basically "lets pretend". So I was playing a "let's pretend" mathematician. (Laughter)
I'm making it sound very juvenile, the craft that I'm involved in.
Other Host: Yeah, the winner of the 'Best Pretender'
at the Oscars this year...
DW: (laughter) Well, I could tell you, wouldn't it have been very easy, at those particular
awards...
Host: Can I ask you about...there's a push for reality TV at the moment. Celebrity Survivor,
celebrity Big Brother. Let's just say there was a celebrity Big Brother, you've got David Wenham
in. Which character would you go for: the nerdy maths genius from The Bank? Diver Dan?
DW:
I don't know if you'd win it, but what might make fascinating viewing is Doug from Cosi, who was a pyromaniac. (Laughter)
I think that would be fascinating viewing.
Other Host: I don't know if the other housemates would like you,
but nobody in the audience would ever vote you out. (Laughter)
DW: (plottingly) Ye-e-es.
Host: See
how much you do that bum dance when you're on fire?
Other Host: Just patting, trying to put yourself out.
DW: That's right, the flaming bum dance.
Host:
David Wenham, thank you for your time.
DW: Absolute pleasure.
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