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December 19, 2005
Dilios
It's all over town...David will be playing Dilios in Zach Snyder's adaptation of 300.

For those who haven't read the novel, Dilios is a fairly major character. He's a storyteller as well as a warrior, and he keeps the soldiers' morale high by spinning tales around the campfire. In the novel, when we first meet him, he's been entrusted with the all-important task of Main Character Exposition: recounting the story of young Leonidas' encouter with a wolf. (Side note: let us pause here and appreciate David's talent for exposition....from Faramir's lengthy Middle Earth geography lesson, to Carl's rambling explanation of the Van Helsing curse. That's not an easy thing to do, to hold an audience's attention while bending their ear with background information.) Chances are he'll be supplying a significant chunk of the narration.

More importantly, however, Dilios is the sole Spartan survivor of the Battle of Thermopylae, and it is he who carries the tale of their brave last stand to the cities and towns of Greece, uniting Greek citizens against the gathering forces of darkness and keeping the fragile flame of democracy alive. In a larger sense, he's the true hero of the story. He is the voice and the conscience of the soldiers, and one of Leonidas' most entrusted right-hand men.

Dilios also gets scratched in the eye during battle, so look for David to be sporting an eye patch about midway through.

Posted by dessicatedcoconut at 4:13 PM EST
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December 19, 2005 - 6:47 PM EST

Name: sampa24

SO...THIS IS A CRISTMAS GIFT FROM ZACK TO ALL OF DAVID'S FAN !!! I love zack so much now ! There is one more good news for me. What david plays Dilios means ...he would never die in the movie ! I'm so relieved to know that...

December 20, 2005 - 3:13 PM EST

Name: Red Queen

Aaaagh! Look, I can't help it. Ever since it was announced that David would be playing Dilios, I've had these terrible eye jokes on the brain. I've got to get them out of my system somehow. Do you mind if I do it here? Dessicated Coconut is a safe place where no one raises a disapproving eyebrow (no pun intended). Here goes.

Nurse: 'Doctor, there’s a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.'
Doctor: 'What does he call his other eye?'

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No idea.

Q. What did the right eye say to the left eye?
A. Between you and me, something smells.

PIRATE'S EYE PATCH JOKE:
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked increduously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "..it was my first day with the hook."

Thank you, thank you. I feel a lot better now. As you were, as you were. Carry on.

December 21, 2005 - 4:14 PM EST

Name: dessicatedcoconut

No, no RedQueen, thank YOU!! This site wouldn't be complete without some terrible eye jokes. I think the pirate one is my favorite. Steep learning curve, eh?

Here's another eye joke:

A cop pulls a biker over, and as he approaches the bike, he notices the biker's eyes. "Son," the officer says, "your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"

"Officer," says the biker, "your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

****

By the way, RQ, I'm just as squeamish as you about eye incidents in movies. Even if Dilios just gets a piece of sand in his eye, I'm going to be curled up in a tiny ball shrieking "STOP IT! STOP IT!"

December 21, 2005 - 4:19 PM EST

Name: dessicatedcoconut

Yes, it is a very nice Christmas gift! That's a good point, Sampa. Dilios doesn't die, he's an important character, and that makes me very happy.

Has anyone heard about the release date? Most rumors say the movie will be out in late summer or autumn 2006. It will depend on how quickly the CGI and backgrounds can be finished.

December 22, 2005 - 8:49 AM EST

Name: sampa24

Not summer,not autumn...I wont to see david right now on the screen! ...You know, here in Japan ,There have been no David's works relesed since 2004. I haven't seen him sosososososo long time on the screen! If I was an australian....Does anyone want to be a japanese instead of me?

December 22, 2005 - 10:35 AM EST

Name: dessicatedcoconut

Oh, sampa, I feel your pain! It's been a long time for the U.S. too. Once in awhile a movie like "Three Dollars" or "Pure" might be screened at a film festival, but the last movie that got widely released was "Van Helsing". The waiting is the hardest part.

One good thing about Japan, it's much closer to Australia than North America is. Have you thought about visiting Oz next time a local David movie gets released?

February 8, 2006 - 10:17 PM EST

Name: Phantasmagoria

I didn't know there was a whole species of joke based on the eye.

I'm a little more than excited to see how 300 and Dilios will turn out. Oh my gosh, holy carpel tunnel, I can't wait... I'm even staring and observing Frank Miller this Sunday to somehow absorb any atomic or molecular particles that resonate off his skin that might have had contact or association with David Wenham from whenever Frank Miller talked with him for the recent movie.

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