This morning, I performed an emergency plastic-ectomy on the cat, who was doing his level best to swallow a 12" wad of cling wrap; elbowed a bowl of salsa onto the kitchen floor (and walls, and cabinets, and ceiling); snapped my car key off inside the door; and discovered that somebody cracked into the office server last night and is using it to store gobs and gobs of porn.
Some days, I feel as though I'm trapped inside a Murray Whelan novel.
Posted by dessicatedcoconut
at 11:29 AM EDT
