One day, quite some time ago, I was hard-pressed for DC site updates, and so I entered David Wenham's
name into some of those online "fake name" generators. You know, "find your elf name" and that sort of thing. The results:
David's Pimp Name: |
Dopetastic D. Squeeze |
Hobbit Name: |
Drogo Danderfluff |
Pirate Name: |
Black Davy Flint |
Prison Name: |
"The Receptacle" |
Smurf Name: |
Trusty Smurf |
Jedi Name: |
Wenda Brnat of Planet Viagra |
Goth Name: |
Liquid Dreams |
Taxi Driver Name: |
Pheckbarrrr Peterson |
Mafia Name: |
"No Brainer" Emilio |
Mormon Name: |
Clarvid St. Benjamin |
Indian Name: |
Improvisational Toad |
Porn Name: |
Jizzy Kielbasa |
Pope Name: |
Pope Unspeakable Willie VI |
Outlaw Biker Name: |
Wrench Head of the Toecutters MC |
Spammer Name: |
Clammy C. Reykjavik |
Reggae Name: |
Tuff Prophet |
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